Total Medals Earned: 173 (From 36 different games.) Total Medal Score: 2,955 Points
Medals Earned: 3/18 (15/360 points)
Begin the game.
Complete the tutorial.
Clear floor 1.
Clear floor 2.
Clear floor 3.
Clear floor 4.
Clear floor 5.
Clear floor 6.
Clear floor 7.
Clear floor 8.
Destroy the Rob Boss.
Clear floor 10.
Clear floor 12.
Clear floor 14.
Unleash fever mode 20+ times.
Fail to cast a spell 100+ times.
(splat)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 9/9 (200/200 points)
Lose the game
Talk to the cat
Make and give the greatest Philly Cheesesteak
No...
Win a game
Do something...
Shit in the toilet
Avoid shitting yourself in less than 90 seconds (real time)
Get a secret ending...
Medals Earned: 3/7 (40/120 points)
baby medal
amateur
dedicated
damn daniel
Medals Earned: 7/11 (140/325 points)
To get paid? Nah man. To get ice cream.
Never mind, I wanna go browse Newgrounds dot com instead.
The uh, safety was off there.
2 Left Thumbs would be proud.
Make a big explosion!
If you do see Peter the Ant by chance, smoosh 'em.
Now everyone knows you like uncensored NG humor.
Save the Day with a full Mayhem Bonus.
Complete the Pacifist Route.
Run out of ammo and die.
You beat the game with TOUCH CONTROLS. I'm AFRAID of you. Just kidding.
Medals Earned: 5/7 (185/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Medals Earned: 2/3 (125/150 points)
Medals Earned: 9/11 (310/370 points)
You probably poke dead animals with sticks, too.
When winning just isn't enough...
A new lap record!
Medals Earned: 4/4 (200/200 points)
Check Out The Credits!
Get A Job At Pizzio's Pizza!
Deliver Your First Pizza!
Complete The Game!
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/80 points)
Get a single piece of Cheese
Collect over 32 pieces of cheese and complete the game
Find every single piece of cheese (56 total)
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/55 points)
wonder whats inside?
slow down there buster (break the rock in 8.88s or less)